'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped
out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! Fuck him, he’s an
idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn’t he take off on the ground
first? Check it out. You don’t see ducks lined up to catch elevators to
fly south—they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for
everybody. He’s a moron, he’s dead—good, we lost a moron, fuckin’
celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I
don’t mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that’s the
way it comes out. Professional help is being sought.
“Let’s see: two kids, big fans of Judas Priest commit suicide—wow—two less gas station attendants in the world. We didn’t lose a cancer cure here, folks. We saved those kids a long, troublesome job search.”
Bill Hicks
